{"id":260,"date":"2006-06-09T22:50:15","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T09:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.limestonehills.co.nz\/?p=260"},"modified":"2006-06-09T22:50:15","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T09:50:15","slug":"eat-like-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/eat-like-a-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Eat like a monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"drop_cap\">S<\/span>ince we&#8217;re all primates, why not live on the same diet as the monkeys in the zoo? That&#8217;s what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angryman.ca\/monkey.html\">this chap<\/a> is doing, but he isn&#8217;t munching bananas. He&#8217;s eating ZuPreem primate dry animal food, presumably the monkey version of cat biscuits. You can read his weight stats, see videos, and track progress on his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angryman.ca\/blog\/angryblog.html\">blog<\/a> &#8212; which is truly funny.<\/p>\n<p>I am not tempted to emulate him. Not at all. Never.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since we&#8217;re all primates, why not live on the same diet as the monkeys in the zoo? That&#8217;s what this chap is doing, but he isn&#8217;t munching bananas. He&#8217;s eating ZuPreem primate dry animal food, presumably the monkey version of cat biscuits. You can read his weight stats, see videos, and track progress on his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/eat-like-a-monkey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eat like a monkey<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-wine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limestonehills.co.nz\/Wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}